Bursting for a shite, needing a shit, wanting to drop your load or do a crap, shit like the Liverpool and Netherlands footballer, Dirk Kuyt.
"Fuck me Tom, I've just had a Madras with extra hot chillies in it and its gone through me like a Porsche I need a Dirk Kyte already!" - Dazzy Def
by Dazzy Def October 15, 2008
by MMG March 22, 2005
what you say when ol' dirk comes through with the dankles. when he comes up you just got to yell it. usually said or yelled when your fiending. Got to pack it up in the 2 footer or the steamer (kdubbs)
Here comes Dirk with the Danklessss!!!
by Brandon Harrison January 15, 2008
The dirk shot is a shot in beer pong that saves your from both trolling and losing the game. It is generally when you are playing terribly and are off balance.
by rough_dawg May 13, 2011
by trentw.604 August 29, 2009
by Dirkthekiller April 14, 2020
Big dumb German that is seven feet tall but is too scared to post anyone up. He often shoots from the out side making some of his shots unless it’s a big game then he will miss all his shots. This not to mention his lack of defensive skill or heart.
Look at Dirk Nowitzki he is such a great player. Wait till the playoffs he will choke like ever year. I think I see vaginal fluid coming from the back of his shorts
by AdamDub May 4, 2007