Irish carwash

The act of straddling a womans face, while wearing a kilt.
After the St Pat's parade this broad took me home and I gave her an Irish carwash.
by Qball671 November 15, 2009
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One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash last night?"
by ASaad May 22, 2009
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Flintstone Carwash

When you lose control of your vehicle and crash into heavy bushes, thickets, forests, brush. Crashing into and through any heavy vegetation which might appear for a moment through the windshield to be similar to an organic form of the mechanical equipment that bushes cars at a car wash.
He was racing another car outside of town, lost control and flintstone carwash.
by b4ctom1 August 26, 2023
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Carwash kitty

So two friends went to the car wash to wash their car. And one of the girls got up on the car and started washing their “kitty”. An when she started doing so white stuff started cuming out so they started cleaning with it.
Omg she’s washing her car with carwash kitty.
by Carwash kitty November 20, 2021
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the Carwash

When a guy has had too much to drink and he can't get his penis hard so he sloshes his junk up and down her face.
I was just going to teabag her but I got a little overzealous and gave her the Carwash.
by Matt Linville October 10, 2018
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Detroit Carwash

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.
That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.
by Swayzedog August 10, 2019
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Carwash

When a female preforms oral sex on a males asshole
“Man I got the best carwash last night she went in with her tongue
by Kittykat5000 June 29, 2022
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