a funny guy who is attracted to hippies and has a kink for gingers and has the biggest dick imaginable
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
by bruhwhatsgoingon January 9, 2021
Get the franklin bennett carltonmug. The male version of the landing strip; a strip of pubic hair extending from the penis, resembling Carlton Banks from the Fresh Frince.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Genital Carltonmug. AKA Dry
A simple beer for simple Aussies that love dual cab utes, rugby league, shit tattoos and beating their significant others.
The beer of choice for smooth brains.
A simple beer for simple Aussies that love dual cab utes, rugby league, shit tattoos and beating their significant others.
The beer of choice for smooth brains.
by fart on my knob May 13, 2022
Get the Carlton Drymug. A emo kid who has hair down to his feet and has a crush on elsa from frozen. He also likes big black dick in his ass
by Evan Roten December 6, 2019
Get the Johnathan Carltonmug. A mad fucka who does whatever he wants. The leader of his group and is not afraid to sink beers and smoke darts with the boys on a Saturday. Most likely the best dancer/singer/actor in the country he lives in. Andy Carlton makes people wish they were him.
"I wish I could be like Andy Carlton the beast" and "I wish Andy Carlton would come and get burgered with us this weekend"
by MethBusters July 22, 2018
Get the andy carltonmug. The name Carlton comes from the Irish Gaelic root Carlin.
It means "Little Champian". A loving guy, who generally cares about his friends, family, and significant others. Carlton’s generally spend their time providing acts of kindness to each and everyone they meet because they genuinely care for others. But this sometimes put them as risk of no taking all of the self-care they need for themselves. Carlton’s are hopeless romantics.
It means "Little Champian". A loving guy, who generally cares about his friends, family, and significant others. Carlton’s generally spend their time providing acts of kindness to each and everyone they meet because they genuinely care for others. But this sometimes put them as risk of no taking all of the self-care they need for themselves. Carlton’s are hopeless romantics.
by Hapebdobe November 23, 2021
Get the Carltonmug. The Carlton is when the AFL team “Carlton” will kick multiple unanswered goals in a short period of time as they dominate the other team……….. 5 minutes later the scores are level
by FLAGSUNS May 14, 2022
Get the The Carltonmug.