dick buzzard

Bitches and hoes that wait around for ones women to leave her current dick to swoop on and become a cum guzzler... Or try....

Tiffany brink was the biggest Dick Buzzard even though she thinks she is a lesbian.

by The one 1981 November 19, 2017

Skint out Buzzard nuts

Nuts from a Buzzard that have been cut from their sack

Man, your eyes look like 2 skint out Buzzard nuts

by Dirt Road Hustler October 15, 2018

Buzzarding

A technique of perpetuating a heterosexuaal image by faking a relationship with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex whilst refusing intimacy, bragging about being an incredible lover and sending pictures of various attractive body parts of the opposite sex to convince friends and coworkers that one is not gay.

Michael was buzzarding the guys at work when in fact, he secretly yearned for their hairy asses.

by The belly November 22, 2017

Trip-buzzard

the person who ends up ruining everyone else's trip. this can be done in many ways such as inciting paranoia, buzz-killing, anger and etc.

trip for the obvious and buzzard for an omen of death, death of the vibe

"Nah man don't even invite him to the party, he doesn't like when people smoke"
"what a trip-buzzard"

by buke and len October 23, 2023

Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.

Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Buzzards

A person not cool by there actions

What you mean you not coming? I've been waiting all this time for nothing? Bitch you buzzards

by Pornheleo mustskeet May 15, 2023

Chesapeake Buzzard Spider

A manifestation of arachnophobia that involves sprinting in terror through a bamboo grove while you are being chucked at.

Man, those Chesapeake Buzzard Spiders really got a reaction! Those kids looked petrified.

by McSnack July 16, 2022