brains

The control center of most living organisms. Usually located in the head area.
That picture of an old man in a bathtub smearing feces all over himself hurts my brains.
by onethinwallaway February 19, 2005
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Brain

The steps of the Brain are simple:
Step 1 - Put your hands palms facing each other and completely flat
Step 2 - Stick them inside another person's anus
Step 3 - With your hand in the same position form them both into fists
Step 4 - Ram your "brain" back and forth inside of the person for optimal pleasure
Guy: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Girl: Hell yeah.
Guy: I'm going to brain you so hard.
by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014
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brains

antoer term for the ballsack - preferably a wrinkly one.
I forgot to zip up and next thing i know, my brains were hanging out for the world to admire.
by Monkfish May 04, 2004
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Braining

V. To Hold the scrotum out of the top or bottom of your shorts. sort of making it look like a brain. To show this to someone or catch them off guard with it is the best thing.
"Hey man look over here!"
"Dude thats gross, put it away!"
"haha you just got brained!"
"thats braining for ya!"
by xbballbrandon23x September 29, 2009
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brain

Not the most important part of a man ;)
Anne:omg isnt he's a genious whoa thats what we call a brain
Athina:uh what?brain?uh yea sure
Athina's inner self:duh there were much better things to notice..
by Dathinae May 03, 2008
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Brain

When the scrodum is clinched at the top making your testicles look like a brain. BRAIN is shouted very loudly when you preform this manuver.
BRAIN!!!!
by SnowmanBB February 08, 2012
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Brain

The thing that controls you and has a mind of its own (no pun intended). It can mess with you and just make you say dumb things in front of hot girls.
Jim: Hey wassup pretty gal.
Hot girl: What?!
Jim: Dammit my stupid brain...
by hotgirlladykiller2 August 12, 2012
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