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"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "
Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.
by Gernansky January 12, 2009
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Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
by Autohaulic August 9, 2008
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Bobcat

A punk who goes to or graduated from Ohio University and their culture stands for and runs on hate, cliquey student clubs, rejection, ghosting, underage drinking and partying, frats, and fake inclusion slogans. Claims and tries to portray themselves as liberal to hide their fascist beliefs
You don’t want to be a bobcat, it’s frowned upon in the real world. That guy is a bobcat, you don’t want to be his friend
by Dog_Shit May 18, 2025
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Human bobcat

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat
by Jacpauly February 20, 2022
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bobcat

A much-older version of a cougar or jaguar. While a cougar is a 40-something who wears outrageous clothing and makeup and preys on younger men (and a jaguar is in her 50s-60s), a bobcat is in her 70s to 90s.
If her bf was any younger, Elizabeth Taylor would be a total bobcat.
by ILoveSamNDean February 4, 2009
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Bobcat Pavejob

Bobcat Pavejob refers to a cruel form of punishment given to pedophiles. It’s where their flaccid penis is stretched (painfully) onto wet concert by an actual Bobcat and held there until the concrete solidifies. They’re also given nothing to eat or drink.
That yucky pedo was given the ultimate punishment. The Bobcat Pavejob. Should scare the others
by Hck94 April 27, 2025
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Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
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