"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "
Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.
by Gernansky February 14, 2008
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Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
by Autohaulic July 16, 2008
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Bobcat Syndrome

(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"

(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
by TimJongUn January 28, 2016
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Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.
Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.
by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
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Reverse Bobcat

Nothing to do with a cougar in training, this a stubbly-faced freak who after 11:07 PM (ET) will be all up in your grill (assuming you are a good looking lady who is younger than himself) about a late night hookup. That would be a Bobcat.

But in the case of a REVERSE Bobcat, like others in the cat family, once it has captured its prey and has the capability to do with it what it will : nothing interesting happens. It was all meow, no claws.
"That older guy over there, Steve McFeelington seems like a good fellow, Margaret. Mayhaps you and him should haveth a roll in thy hay."

"No way, Cindie - Trisha said he's a total reverse bobcat. I don't want no scrubs. A scrub is a reverse bobcat who won't get no love from me."
by Mr. Andersons September 21, 2009
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Bobcat Nap

When one sleeps on their back with a knife or forearm clutched closely to their chest in anticipation of a predator awakening them.
I got real tired on my camping trip so I took a quick bobcat nap.
by elgrandechungus June 12, 2022
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bobcat quickie

a place to eat when hungover if you attend the college of Texas State Univeristy.
by the guy with many names February 04, 2023
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