*The following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship
1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.
2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.
3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.
4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.
5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.
1. Affection
- If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested.
2. Individuality
- If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped.
3. Friends
- If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends.
4. Compliments
- If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex.
5. Sex
- If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.
For these reasons, and many more (MANY more), many men have come to the conclusion that prostitutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.
by C_a_n_a_d_A February 8, 2009
Get the Being a Boyfriendmug. Usually identifies as a number 1 trades person. Always wearing white sunglasses and drives a jacked up truck. He is just the coolest person and will receive his women by offerings from non worthy opponents.
Hey babe haven't heard from you in awhile call me back when chad is done with you.
Wow man you're pretty good at welding but I know chad and he's the number 1 welder for this area and he's just the coolest fucking guy. Try being a chad
Wow man you're pretty good at welding but I know chad and he's the number 1 welder for this area and he's just the coolest fucking guy. Try being a chad
by Rjred1 December 13, 2019
Get the Being a Chadmug. not listening to music past 2005 and calling all music after 2005 and/or rap after 2005 trash despite never really listening to it.
Person 1: Music these days sucks, back in the 80’s and 90’s are where it’s at
Person 2: What music these days sucks?
Person 1: All of it.
Person 2: Have you listen to modern music ever
Person 1: Only flipping through radio channels. It’s bad so why would I listen to it?
Person 2: Oh I see. You’re being a Justin.
Person 2: What music these days sucks?
Person 1: All of it.
Person 2: Have you listen to modern music ever
Person 1: Only flipping through radio channels. It’s bad so why would I listen to it?
Person 2: Oh I see. You’re being a Justin.
by ScottyDrippen27 December 18, 2021
Get the Being a Justinmug. Annoying, especially in the context of being difficult to work with. Inspired by the difficult to catch and typically low CP Pokemon "Zubat."
by rivervon July 25, 2016
Get the being a Zubatmug. by slyfy99 July 28, 2017
Get the being a potatomug. by MickeyMouse121 December 29, 2007
Get the being a buckymug. Being a Bella is to be clumsy and/or use an unnecessary amount of 'umm's and 'ahhs'. Originates from the books/movies The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer and refers to Bella Swan.
Person 1: "Did you see Hannah earlier? She fell on the stairs."
Person 2: "Hannah's always falling over. She's such a Bella"
OR
Person 1: "I just- I- ummmmm- I need- ahhh- I just want to *gasp*"
Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out!"
Person 2: "Hannah's always falling over. She's such a Bella"
OR
Person 1: "I just- I- ummmmm- I need- ahhh- I just want to *gasp*"
Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out!"
by darceygemie May 5, 2013
Get the Being a Bellamug.