seizure boy

To fuck someone so damn hard, you have a seizure.

"Yo i seizure boyed dat hoe"

by tabasco3131 August 19, 2008

finger seizure

Unexpected, erratic loss of digital control, resulting in garbled typed text.

His note says "yiu noeed to hurry up and come doen befor we leave@@@2@1!" He must have had a finger seizure.

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

seizure salad

The negative result of mixing drugs, the most common of which is Extacy and speed.

Did you see guy last night, he was off his face... he started having a seizure salad on the dance floor

by SniperWolfings September 11, 2007

catch a seizure

what some people do when they are stressed

We were afraid Tracey would catch a seizure and someone would have to spoon her.

by webenoszs October 27, 2008

yellow seizure

Yellow Seizure is just like the term Yellow Fever (meaning a guy that likes Asian Girls or a girl that likes Asian Guy) but the only different is then the guy/girl just simply thinks of a Asian Guy/Girl they get really descriptive on the thing they like about them in a way that makes you think there insane.

Girl: "Hay BFF I just meet this really hot Asian guy. He had a really big muscular arms Oh!...and a real fine ass Oh!...and Oooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh!"
Girl's BFF: Girl forget Yellow Fever you having a Yellow Seizure.

by MegaJared December 7, 2017

Titty Seizure

A massive convulsion throughout the body from a lack of exposure to the female breasts. There is only one known cure.

Titties.

Before Randy could put an end to his nemesis, he had an intense titty seizure. The timing could not have been worse. Randy dropped his gun, letting Tryone kill him with a 2x4 strike to the head.

by Larry the Monkey August 28, 2010

seizure hit

inexperienced pothead gets a hit of weed and gets a seizure

kenny got a seizure hit, put him on the couch

by Skrachy Krak May 18, 2007