i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together
example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus
by derpythincow March 13, 2022
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School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.
Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.
by school bus friend August 02, 2024
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Magic School Bus

A marijuana blunt with crushed xanax inside
You want to throw in on this magic school bus?
by Big Jate December 11, 2017
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School bus driver

When you’re engaging in doggy style vaginal intercourse and you insert your thumb in the woman’s asshole and with your fingers raised, move your hand left and right as if your hand is on a steering wheel.
I met up with Amy last night, gave her the old school bus driver.
by bluecollartabletalk February 12, 2022
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Upside Down Magic School Bus

when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.
That woman is the love of my life, I think i'm gonna give her an upside down magic school bus.
by XXAIDZ69XX April 14, 2025
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school bus

a place where most kids are kidnapped and taken to an abandoned warehouse for ransom
hey jimmy wanna go kidnap some kids in a school bus?
by FIAIUGUAWOIKJDWQF December 10, 2018
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School Bus

Five In The Pink, Five In The Stink
Five Up Front, Five In The Rear
Five In The Gut, Five In The Butt
Five In The Coupe, Five In The Poop
by Skewl Bus December 13, 2017
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