shit on a priest

An exclamation, much like "Holy Fuck!", but more offensive, which is good.

Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?

Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!

by Jacobss January 23, 2019

Mediterranean priest

1. A threesome that involves two girls and one guy, where the first girl is down on all fours while she is sucking the guys dick, and the other girl is kneeling on top of the other girl and eating her out, while the guy is eating out the second girl

Bob: dude, me and Genna totally did the Mediterranean priest.

by mike huunt December 16, 2007

Insta-priest

A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.

He is not a real pastor, he is a insta-priest.

by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020

Catholic Priests

Queer Eye On The Altar Boy Guy

you know it's sad but true!

by damn fags July 20, 2004

pedophile priests

homosexual satanists who rape young preteen boys and early teenage boys

pedophile priests or pp's for short

by Eric Cartman: you goddamn hippie buttholes !!!!!! October 21, 2004

Nicole Priest

Okay to me shes my world, the most beautiful girl in the world. No matter what we go through she ends up making me happier than anyone could ever. Her eyes are just gorgeous like her smile. I love this girl more than she could ever imagine and one day I know I'm gonna marry her. She is an angel on earth, and I love her. She will be forever in my heart yet alone my mind. I love you Nicole more than you could imagine.
-JL

Guy-She's amazing man, she has to be an angel!
Guy 2- Ohh, Nicole Priest? :) <3

by Mr. Lara November 28, 2010

Priest Holmes

A ghetto black guy who preaches

yo LeRoy, the church crowd is getting restless, where is the Priest, Holmes?

by IcyHotEric June 10, 2004