beaver pleaser

A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.

Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.

Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*

by Sage48568865333 August 8, 2024

Penis Pleaser

A Penis Pleaser is you.

"Hello Penis Pleaser 9,000"

by Sillywords69 March 5, 2022

Bathroom Pleaser

A man/woman who constantly has sex in a bathroom.

bob: dudeee i just did the bathroom pleaser across the hall.

joe: how was it man?

bob: i am pleased

by mountain that rhymes August 27, 2013

Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus

“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023

Pussy Pleaser

A guy shit talking until a sexy girl is near. Then he pretends to be mature and respectable.

I was talking to a guy at a bar about the last time we got hit in the nuts, but he went full pussy pleaser when the hot blond sat near us.

by Mack McJack May 21, 2022

hose pleaser

A Pleaser of Hoses

You're a hose pleaser!

by oopsboy002 September 25, 2013

Tweezer Pleaser

A woman who has a knack for giving head to men with small penises

-"yo me and andre just got back to back BJ's from Jenn"
-"Yeah i heard she was a Tweezer Pleaser"
-"Our dicks are so small when we sword fight our belly buttons touch"

by The Big Burger May 29, 2011