Mucking Ficrosoft

The cheeky, safe for work and acceptable in church way of complaining about Fucking Microsoft bugs, hassles, and Windows annoyances.

Mucking Ficrosoft Windows crashed again !

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere October 26, 2017

Muck Sticky

A feel-good Rapper who sings primarily about Marijuana and Intercourse.

Let's go get high and listen to muck sticky!

by Babemomlover August 16, 2006

muck-yucking

Talking loudly in a movie theater over high volume, presumably during previews, only to have the preview end unexpectedly leaving you shouting something inappropriate for everyone to hear.

(with preview)
"Yeah we went out to eat...
(preview ends)
...and then we were fuckin' in the butt..."
"Dude, I hate muck-yucking. That was so embarrassing."

by Greg and Gino May 09, 2008

muck moot

A brown person that works at a convenience store that smells like beef and cheese

I went to go buy beer at skips country store and the beef cheese smell from the muck moot made me gag then I puked in the parking lot

by Eddie Money Rocks April 15, 2021

Muck head

Dumb shit (Especially people who's last name is gainey)

Shut up you muck head

by StEw1e 4k October 05, 2020

Duck Muck

The residue left around the bell end of the penis after anal sex. Generally, an amalgam of fecal remnants, cum and booty juice. Known for its ripe, pungent odor.

She went right down on it after anal braaaahhhh. Didn’t even wipe off the duck muck.

Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.

Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

muck butt

Muck Butt - the dirty, slimy, stinky, sweaty, itchy feeling you get in your ass crack after going too long without bathing. Usually occurs after long backpacking trips, or in people with poor showering habits.

After backpacking for a week without bathing, Jason couldn't wait to get home and clean his muck butt.

by Scamtrack September 24, 2016