The hottest man alive.
by Eggs djdkebbshshe e February 28, 2022
by etahjntnetahjtahj June 16, 2022
A heavy weapon capable of shooting a shitton of bullets. Often belt fed. Badass but slow. Good for waves of suppressing fire.
Light machine gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Reniy May 21, 2021
When you give the little huff of breath through your nose when something is funny but you’re in public, but multiple in quick succession.
by DumbleFumble October 20, 2020
A great boxer with so many skills who works very hard and tries her best to please everyone around her.
Machine Gun Shelly is my favorite boxer!
by Black doggy February 26, 2021
Hey
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are you here?
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I can't find you.
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I'm at the front door.
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- Response
Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>
<send>
are you here?
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I can't find you.
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I'm at the front door.
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- Response
Stop machine gun texting me, I'll be there in just a second. Jeeze! You can send all that in one message you know.
<Send>
by cdpage January 06, 2012
Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?
Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?
Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.
Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?
Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.
by Rooster Jake August 25, 2011