Muff

The process of organic miasma dispersing into the surrounding atmosphere

"I've just farted, I think it'll muff"

by OilyVegans May 28, 2019

Muff

The upper front of a women's genitelia

I was super ready to dive in that muff, I do love some good muff

by Drufredson September 21, 2019

Muff

Vagina

Oh my gosh! Kenny's a guy but he has a muff

by Bricky5O May 31, 2014

The muff

When you shag too many birds in one go that you just die

Aww fuck man did ye hear jabba did the muff last night

by daddyyolol February 24, 2020

muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

Muff Muff Birdman

A person dressed in a bird outfit that likes muffs, both ear muffs and chicks muffs

Timmy dressed up in a bird outfit for the night and went searching for Muffs, the only muffs he found were ear muffs, "dont worry" timmy said, "I am the muff muff birdman and pig nosed mozerella cheese man on thursdays.

by Scrak McRack December 8, 2006

The Muff

A person with hair that comes out over there ears like earmuffs, which looks completely ridiculas. added bonuses include if the person loves muffs or pussy.

Woah look at the muff over there, his muffs are so big. Its not that cold outside, why does he need to keep his ears warm.

Oi the muff! the muff!! oh wait, he cant hear us because he has his muffs on.

by filbasman44 January 20, 2009