laundry hell

Laundry hell is a laundry situation that has gotten utterly out of control. Huge piles of laundry are in every room. Sometimes even renting a small trailer in order to haul all of the laundry off to the laundry mat seems to be in order. During an extreme case a person could run an entire town out of quarters before it is over.

I've got so much laundry to do I feel like I've died and gone to laundry hell.

by Challbaby82 June 20, 2016

Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten

"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"

by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013

Laundry Crumbs

The few remaining pieces of clothing that are at the bottom of a dryer (consisting usually of socks and underwear).

"Hold that thought, I'm just going to go empty the dryer."

"Okay, don't forget to check for laundry crumbs!"

by Momochki1 June 27, 2020

laundry movie

Any short to feature length film that one can easily walk away from for a few minutes at a time and get the jist of the characteristics (i.e. characters, editing, angles, story).

Tricia had a night planned that must've been the envy of all her friends...last night before taxes; laundry movie and some wine... they'd have to be jealous.

by Snozzel June 26, 2008

laundry noam

that little creture that lives in your washing machine that steals all your socks and underwear.

the laundry noam stole all of my socks!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Dropped The Laundry

1) The act of being extremely enraged about an occurance, generally pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

2) The act of accidentally viewing something which the viewer was not necessarily meant to see, again, usually pertaining, though not limited to, a sexual encounter.

1) Jack: Adam, why are you grounded?

Adam: My mom dropped the laundry when she found out about my poor grades.

2) Tom: Albert, why do you have that horrified look on your face?

Albert: Dude, I dropped the laundry on my mom and the milk man last night.

by Mr. Bearr February 15, 2010

Laundry Quarters

When a friend accepts oral compensation for doing your laundry. One orgasm per load.

Chris gave six laundry quarters to Helen for the six loads of very dirty laundry she cleaned.

TRANSLATION:

Chris performed cunninglingus six times on Helen for the six loads of dirty laundry she cleaned.

by Jerkis March 28, 2009