KRAKEN

The term used in Eastern Europe to describe a man with exceptional abilities when using his own tongue. Using it, he can bring a woman to orgasm.

I had a meeting with a real Kraken.
And how was it?
Amazing. I had orgasm after orgasm.

by makokoma July 12, 2023

Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.

"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"

by Tridents March 30, 2025

Krakening

On an app called bottled, you can get krakens..Which mass send out bottles in sets of 50.

WHATS UP GUYS?? KIT HERE AND IM UNLEASHING THE KRAKENING

by Kitqwq February 21, 2022

Kraken Coffee Cherry

New Auzzie wake up cocktail:

1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level

Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar

Life is fucked! so lets start ya on the kraken coffee cherry

by adzy88 October 3, 2025

sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020

Kraken

Name of a sea monster that's been sighted along the coast of Norway,

Which appears in ancient myths as cthulhu mythos,

Also appearing in the legend of Perseus.
Son of Hades.

Aliases: the drowned god, kraken codm, gae lord

Being defined as a sea creature.
Miney is cute, replied smoke
"Back off , he's mine ; replied kraken

by Kraken YT October 28, 2020

Kraken sexts

The act of sending nudes while sitting on the toilet and going poop.

Poop synonym: releasing the kraken

OMG Gina; my first date with Mohammad was magical. I sent him Kraken sexts while prepping for my colonoscopy because he made me feel so special.

by MaxHardcore69 October 8, 2025