Joke

A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.

a joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

by bambidear June 29, 2011

joke

- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline

- a trick played on someone for fun.

- a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate

- a pathetic person who no one takes seriously. they only get negative attention and no one cares about their feelings.

"what did the elephant say to the naked man? ... how do you breathe out of that thing?!"

the two girls egged and tp'd her house for fun

her comebacks are jokes, they dont even make sense.

"after finding out about her weekend sexcapades, people realized nikki is the biggest joke."

by Kansas Girlie November 29, 2009

Joke

When someone accidentally says something offensive, realizes and says that they are just joking. The term "Just Joking" is commonly used to cover Freudian Slips. Substitution can be "Just Kidding" Also, look for these phrases to identify lies in progress...

Girl: How do I look?
Guy: (busy watching a game, glances toward her) Terrible
Girl: What! ? !

Guy: Haha, joke. I was just joking. You look great!

by TruthBknown December 8, 2016

Joke

A funny story or sentence

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods , the bear turns around and says , " exuse me , are you having a problem with shit sticking to your fur ?" The rabbit says no , The bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

Credit to Eddie Murphy for joke^

by 2 nazis 1 jew December 9, 2017

Joke

Something you guys can't take.

Bro, you shouldn't make fun of X. He cured mt depression.
Issa joke u white boy.

by Real N word November 20, 2019

Joke

Something in a number of mens' hands when they go take a leak. A common phrase written on the walls of the men's toilet may proceed as follows: "Don't look here; the joke is in your hand."

"Don't look here; the joke is in your hand." has been written on many men's toilet walls and will probably continue to be for a long time.

by sweet_sagittarius May 9, 2019

Joke

Basically the person reading this.

Hey my dad said he can make a joke.he said he made me.🙂

by #that1guy February 16, 2019