by Zebily September 08, 2013
Great Japanese band, vocalist Tomiko Van, Guitarist Ryo Owatari, and other guitarist (who doesn't go to promotional stuff anymore) Dai Nagao.
by arania May 18, 2004
Dave and Rob both complained on the internet about each others Circle Jerking and their conversation became a Infinity Jerk.
by Slade W November 18, 2016
The last good show on Cartoon Network. An animated show created by Owen Dennis. There are 4 books in the series.
by Cohenfan31 August 27, 2021
A TERRIBLE FUCKING DECISION THAT NEVER SHOULDA BEEN MADE. IF YOU EVER MAKE ONE, YOURE THE REASON THE DINOSAURS DIED AND DESERVE HELL.
Kid 1: Hahaha I sent your dick pics to the principal.
Kid 2: Wtf were you thinking..bro that’s such an infinity move!
Kid 2: Wtf were you thinking..bro that’s such an infinity move!
by LilPuberty February 10, 2020
When you are boning and so drunk that you have an erection, but never climax. The point just before whiskey dick.
John had infinity dick, I had to call 911 after 4 hours.
If Batman had infinity dick, Gotham would be fucked.
If Batman had infinity dick, Gotham would be fucked.
by Streamlined May 08, 2016
The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
by Fiona BR December 23, 2022