ride the growl

Opting not to eat despite being hungry because the food options presented don't sound appealing.

"Hey man, wanna go to White Castle?"
"Ewww, no. I'd rather ride the growl."

by XLNZ October 11, 2025

Irritable Growl Syndrome

A canine condition that causes your pup to growl at imaginary things, like when you chain them out late at night to go to the bathroom, or when you’re trying to sleep. Also characterized by barking for no apparent reason.

My dog Mutley growled and barked all night about nothing, he must have Irritable Growl Syndrome.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

Growl-ma

Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).

Phil: Bro I think I have growl-ma.
Doc: Nope, your appendix exploded.
Phil: k.

by Gracie isn’t my name. October 25, 2022

city growls

1 2 3 CITY GROWLSSSSSSSSSS! PURRRRRIOT anotha day anotha slay

omg are those the city growls
YEAH THAT IS O EM GEE !!!
person : lets go say hi to the city girls they are literally so amazing wth

person 2 :YEAH i agree

by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022