A fucking idiot. Nothing else, that’s all there is. He is straight but acts gay as hell. He love to ask people to shove his dick up their ass. That is literally all in is a Gabe. Don’t forget being really attracted to rats.
by Gabehater69 December 11, 2019

He worships rocks. He has no brain and is not capable of advanced intelligence. He never has any friends other than that of the occasional rock.
by Hunter1331 March 2, 2017

Gabe has a small penis. That's how it all began. He is a strange guy who sexted a girl and sye laughed at how small his penis was. That was his downfall he became obsessed with Donald Trump. Don't be like gabe get direct tv
by Gio2002 May 24, 2016

Not sure if shrek or gabe
by gshhshdhdhdhdjd April 21, 2016

Damn, Gabes! You are such a short whiny annoying kid! Often followed by Krinkelstein, too (with a backwards K)!
by Gabes Krinkelstein May 4, 2005

by Gekogeko October 24, 2019

Gabe is the sweetest boy in the whole world! He will make you feel eternally special and treat you better than anyone else! When you meet him you’ll be taken aback by how handsome he is and you’ll fall in love with his smile! You’ll wonder where he has been your whole life! Eternally gentle and sentimental he takes joy in the little things! He means the world to you and you mean the world to him! His face lights up when you see him and he melts your heart completely! You will never be as lucky as someone who has a boyfriend named Gabe!
by Salad <3 January 14, 2023
