Egyptian Necktie

A sexual act in which a man performs autoerotic asphyxiation while being fanned by several young women using palm fronds.
Contrary to recorded history, accidents involving the Egyptian Necktie were the leading cause of death in the ancient world.

Man 1: Did you hear that Steve passed away last week?

Man 2: Yeah, apparently he lost consciousness while doing the Egyptian Necktie, and the other participants were really committed to the act. The just kept fanning him instead of calling 911.
by Phallus Megus August 06, 2012
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Egyptian Rubdown

Giving/receiving a massage fully naked with glitter.
by Somuchfun July 17, 2020
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egyptian salad

The appetizer came from Egypt and became popular and loved in the UK (specifically in Liverpool). Those who eat it will become overconfident in front of the opponent and have to receive karma.
Madrid fans:"Serve me an egyptian salad with some Karma sauce"
by Péndulum July 15, 2022
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blind egyptian

Another name for a fried egg inside a hole in break
Aka: Eggs in a basket, frog in a hole, etc.
Friend 1: "Would you like a frog in a hole?"

Friend 2: "what's that"?"

Friend 1: "a fried egg in the center of bread."

Friend 2: "oh my family calls that a blind egyptian . I'd love one!"
by The Suspense November 12, 2017
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Egyptian Taco

The act of putting fine sand in a vagina, then fucking it
Hey man! I was fucking my girl last night and i gave her an Egyptian Taco!
by The Wiz96 November 29, 2016
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Egyptian Pancakes

When a dude is hitting a girl from behind and jizzes on her back, then lets the jizz dry, peels it off, and serves it up as a snack
Dude...I’m feeling freaky tonight! What ya say we hit up my girl for a three-some and have us some Egyptian pancakes?
by Jebenizer December 09, 2019
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Egyptian Burial

When you leave a woman in a bathtub full of cum and let it dry so then the cum will preserve the body.
-Yo where is your girlfriends?
-Last night I did the Egyptian burial to her. You can find her a thousand years later in a museum.
by joey b's January 22, 2016
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