smurf diving

Adderall (Dextroamphetamine and Amphetamine) in powder-blue colored pills crushed and snorted.

Renee: "Hey, wanna toot some Addy?"

Mama Murder: Aw hell yeah, I love Smurf Diving.

by mctrashpedal January 5, 2011

Dive Bomber

A friend who stops by your house for the soul purpose of taking a shit.

Example: Pulling a dive bomber attack, Joe dropped by my house
just to take a shit.

by Ryan Seal April 17, 2007

Dump and Dive

When your boss decides to manage up by taking on more responsibility than the department has a reasonable expectation of completing, and then dumps the work on his/her subordinates which is followed by an expeditious dive into his/her office to avoid the pending fallout.

Can you believe Jeff’s latest dump and dive? There’s no way we’re going to be able to get all that done without installing a shower and some Murphy beds in the office.

by Furry Trout April 5, 2010

frontster diving

the act of brazenly sifting through bulk trash that suburban homeowners place in the front of their lawn a few days before the bulk trash collectors come to pick it up. Fronster diving takes place in broad daylight in front of everyone (even the homeowner), and is a common practice by artists who like to recycle. Frontster diving goodies usually include tables, grills, nightstands, wall units, chairs and other items that can easily be given new life.

"Hey, bulk trash day is Monday. Wanna go frontster diving with me this weekend? Last time I scored a set of TV trays, a mattress, and a lawn chair!"

by Kathy Cano-Murillo, The Crafty Chica January 5, 2009

Free diving

Breath-hold diving. The practice of holding ones breath in an attempt to reach great depths or stay immersed for a long period of time. Professionals often can hold for close to 6 minutes if not actively moving.

Ever heard of free diving?

Look at that free diver!

by TwitchyFish August 2, 2008

Sky Dive

Doing a sky dive is where you go into a bathroom stall in a public restroom and you climb to the top of the stall with your pants down and you then take a shit and try to hit the toilet.

Dude, I just tore that place up by Sky dive in the toilet.

by SnazzyTravis April 6, 2010

Und-Diving

The act of engaging in sexual activity with a obese member of the opposite or same sex.

Origin
The name of a escape method used by a man or woman following a sexual encounter with an obese member of the opposite, or same, sex that involves using the larger than average size underpants of the subject as a parachute when jumping from the subjects bedroom window.

I met a really nice girls last week at the party and ended up Und-Diving the next morning

by yee-mcgee July 9, 2010