"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "

Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.

by Gernansky January 12, 2009

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Human bobcat

Superwogs dad/someone aggressive

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat

by Jacpauly February 20, 2022

bobcat

A much-older version of a cougar or jaguar. While a cougar is a 40-something who wears outrageous clothing and makeup and preys on younger men (and a jaguar is in her 50s-60s), a bobcat is in her 70s to 90s.

If her bf was any younger, Elizabeth Taylor would be a total bobcat.

by ILoveSamNDean February 4, 2009

Bobcat

A cougar that used to be a man.

She's got and older. A Bobcat I hear. Go for it.

by Zen Mutty May 17, 2018

Bobcat

An older woman who wants to be a cougar, but is nowhere near attractive enough.

Bob: Did you see that bobcat hitting on Tony?

Jake: Yeah, I can't believe she thinks she looks that good with all those wrinkles.

by Mortious Krayle May 20, 2010

Bobcat

something you yell when one of your roommates is having sex with someone

I yelled bobcat from the closet while my roommate was getting it on with someone who works at taco bell

by bhanguskhan July 29, 2019