All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015

Literally Came Out of Nowhere

A phrase that's literally just describing ambushing someone and killing them in Among Us.

"Oh I bet that guy just literally came out of nowhere to murder White."

by Flamebang January 5, 2023

Butt fucking nowhere

The best type of nowhere to be in

As you can clearly see, I am out here in scenic butt fucking nowhere. And I have to say, the best part about BEING in butt fucking nowhere is the butt fucking

by Lil Skelly July 25, 2024

Nowhere Beeps

The phenomenon of hearing beeps in songs when they don’t appear to be real, especially in the Beatles song, “Nowhere Man.”

Guy 1: Dude I’m listening to Rubber Soul, and I swear I here beeps in this song.
Guy 2: Yeah don’t worry, those are just Nowhere Beeps.

by anonymous October 9, 2021

Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

who the heck outta nowhere

a random place, far away

when ur playing volleyball and u suck so every time you hit the ball it goes who the heck outta nowhere

by yooooowowoahh November 16, 2017

Bridge to nowhere

When you pitch a loaf so long, it touches both shorelines of the toilet.

That loaf was so long, a fly could walk across it and get to the other side of the toilet. Almost like a bridge to nowhere.

by Haywood9 July 6, 2025