All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 05, 2015

who the heck outta nowhere

a random place, far away

when ur playing volleyball and u suck so every time you hit the ball it goes who the heck outta nowhere

by yooooowowoahh November 16, 2017

bumble fuck nowhere

Living more then five minutes from a dollar general store

You live in bumble fuck nowhere.

by Randy layhee 699669 February 20, 2023

In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

When one is in the middle of nowhere

I was walking in the field when I noticed I was in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Jungusboi December 08, 2024

Nowhere

Aaron, Andy or Jared

You’re nowhereeee (when referring to one of the above names)

by Iinet6719 September 12, 2023

nebulous fucking nowhere

The web page you landed at that is not where you expected to land when you clicked a link.

I clicked the link to see details about the item, but I ended up in nebulous fucking nowhere.

by mark52million March 26, 2019

Dog’s dick end of nowhere

Noun phrase
A very remote place, far away from amenities and other services.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the dog’s dick end of nowhere."

by Langlophile December 28, 2021