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testicular warfare

When during doggystyle intercourse the mans balls slap against the taint of the partner so hard that it either hurts the giver or the taker.
"It was fun but all the testicular warfare left me kinda queasy."
by Nastywordsmcgee June 17, 2017
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Testicular Fortitude

The act of letting them hang and not caring what others think. Attacking the task at hand without holding back or giving in
“Hey Weston how do I increase my Testicular Fortitude” Weston-“ITS BETWEEN THE FRICKIN EARS”
by Senor Anderson January 6, 2022
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Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.
*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019
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Testicular infection

Very painful infection in the testicles. May have moderate to severe pain. Medical help is strongly suggested for proper diagnosis.

Why are you looking up medical conditions on a site mainly used for modern day slangs?
Man 1: Oh shit I think I got testicular infection!
Man 2: Go get a doctor to properly diagnose it!
Man 1: AAHHHH GOD IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!
by Piggy_Master603 June 22, 2019
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testicular exoskeleton

The structure that gives balls firmness
I don't get as close a shave when my scrote is firm. Because like these ridge-y structures form, right, like a testicular exoskeleton, so any hairs between the ridges don't get shorn that short.
by Rabbit543 May 15, 2014
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Testicular Lebronism

Having balls as big as Lebron
person 1 - bro im a testicular lebronist who follows Testicular Lebronism
person 2 - lemme see it :smirk:
by zerve October 2, 2022
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Testicular Dyslexia

Testicular Dyslexia is when your balls can't read the room right. That's why rape cases are so high. Therefore, do not think with your balls.
Jonanthonan has testicular dyslexia but he keeps saying he doesnt because hes a misogynist.
by Not A Penis-Possessor January 8, 2022
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