testicle toss

The name your brother gives the game ladder toss when he doesn't know the name

What's that game with the two balls on the string called? That's called testicle toss!

by Thebeigebebluewhale June 28, 2015

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testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

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Male logic process; used to prioritize basic daily needs and interaction between opposite gender's ways of thinking. Linear logical synapses with occasional redirection of thinking to the head below the shoulders.

Going to a sports bar with your wolf-pack and seeing a hot girl and losing all focus of the friends night out due to distraction; using your testicular logic

by C-Dogg4408 April 14, 2010

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Testicular Absenteeism

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012

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testicular matrophy

The slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.

I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.

by rpcgal September 4, 2013

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