Testicularism

David Reusch

Hey honey I am feeling testicularism flowing through me

by Eckel123 October 25, 2019

Testicular Fire blanket

When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles

Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.

by AutismFest May 1, 2020

Testicular Rasputin

When the hair from your balls grows to such a length that it begins to resemble the long, thick beard of mystical adviser in the court of Czar Nicholas II, Grigori Rasputin.

Dude, jerry showed me his cock and balls last night, and he doesn’t shave around there; he has a serious testicular Rasputin!

by JK_Money June 27, 2020

Testicular Diarrhea

When a man's testicles explode into a micro-biode solution that forms a diarrhea-type substance.

The doctor says I have to get neutered due to my testicular diarrhea.

by Bob Heartmen October 5, 2021

Testicular Theft

A crime you can commit by stealing someone's nutsack.

He's on trial for testicular theft.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 20, 2022

Testicular crit

A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.

Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l

Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023

self-inflicted testicular incident

A usually accidental self-inflicted injury to the groin area.

He suffered the worst self-inflicted testicular incident in his life.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019