tether nuts

Anatomical slang for a set of testicles that are both low-hanging and pendulous, thus resembling the form and motion of a playground tether ball. Can also be used as an informal title for any male with such testicles.

(As anatomical slang): "A hottie said I had tether nuts, which was pretty cool, but then she went Solange and started trying to hit them like a tether ball!"

(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."

by Admiral Viggo May 14, 2014

teethbrush

A device in which you use to clean multiple TEETH at once hence the name TEETHbrush. This device is commonly used with teethpaste

I need a new teethbrush

by ReeeeeeeeeReeeeeeeeREEEEEEEEEE May 9, 2018

tetherball group

A group of quirky, smart, kind, funny friends who adore each other and are loyal to each other first and formost.

*The tetherball group strutted through the playground, laughing and being their wacky selves. They didnt give a damn about what anybody thought. They were having fun and that was all that mattered.*

by Shmammy&Co. April 18, 2021

Teeterturnt

Off your rocker. Acting absolutely out of character than usual due to external forces/situations; crooked (neutral).

“This math has me teeterturnt!”
“I wish I could stop thinking about this girl…she’s got me acting teeterturnt!!”

by Maverick ㍃ March 2, 2022

Hayden Teeter

The meme-iest guy around; if you show him a meme he either made it or saw it a year ago

“DUDE LOOK AT THIS MEME”
“I MADE THAT A YEAR AGO DUMBASS”
“FUCK YOU, DON’T BE A HAYDEN TEETER”

by Cunty McCunty May 24, 2018

Addiction-Tethering

Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.

"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."

by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018

Zachary Gray Teeter

Zachary Teeter is a man who doesn’t leave any woman to the rest of us, his rizz is unstoppable, his third leg sweeps the ground as he walks. He has known to be called Adolph Rizzler.

Yo he’s a regular Zachary Gray Teeter.

by The rizzered July 8, 2023