Teddy Bear

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.
by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025
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teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime
"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
by RorosDad February 28, 2025
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Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
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Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.
Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.
by B-ry. June 11, 2018
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teddy bear

(a) someone who looks tough or intimidating but is actually sweet inside under that rough exterior
boy1 : YOUR DADS SO SCARY TF??

girl1: he really isnt hes a huggeee teddy bear
by eedeen November 03, 2021
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teddy bear

someone who looks or appears super big scary and tough but is really just sweet soft and loving on the inside
“BRO YOUR DADS SO SCARY TF???”

nah bro hes a huge teddy bear when u get past his exterior.”
by eedeen November 02, 2021
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