Teddy Bear

A cuddly gay man who is very hairy, usually during sexual acts. Teddy bear/bear is mostly used as a pornography category.

Josh: What’s the best sex you’ve had before?

Kyle: I once had gay intercourse with a hairy teddy bear

Josh: Nice broooo

by Bltchsisgottea December 27, 2019

Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him

by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

Teddy Bear

A nice gift to give to a lover or a crush and is only bad if said crush takes that bear and leaves to never talk again to said giver

Dude I really wish I would have gave her another teddy bear

by Ganghisgan June 29, 2021

Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.

Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.

by B-ry. June 11, 2018

Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025