technochocolate

Ancient and mystical delicacy favored by the Aztecs, claimed by Strong Bad to sound a-prettypretty good. Known to induce lightswitch-raves.

"I'm gonna go find me some of that Technochocolate. It sounds a-prettypretty good."

by Wubbzy February 10, 2004

Technical Death Metal

Often used interchangeably with progressive death metal, technical death metal (or simply "tech death") is a subgenre of brutal death metal that emphasizes complexity. It can be influenced by jazz or classical music. Some tech death metal bands have incorporated psychedelia, Aboriginal music, Mediterranean modes, and even symphonic elements into their music.

Decapitated is one of the most prominent technical death metal acts.

by Jesus Christ, Peace Be Upon Me September 17, 2011

technically

The word that the dull kid uses to try to sound smart.

Retard: "Well technically I didn't punch you, it was my arm"
Literally everybody: "OMG STFU"

by Kitolada March 28, 2020

technical

A GLA (Global Liberation Army) owned vehicle in Command and Conquer (Zero Hour). It has a mounted machine gun on the back of the vehicle. The technical can upgrade its weaponry by salvaging enemy parts and by purchasing armor piercing bullets at the black market. It can also hold up to 5 troops, making it an effective transport vehicle. However, unlike the USA Humvee, the troops cannot fire out of the vehicle while they are inside. They must be evacuated before they can fire upon enemy units. RTS pro gamers use this versatile vehicle to pwn noobs because we pro gamers got the micro.

I'll kill you with 1 technical right, cause like y'know I just got the micro.

by HR Ryan September 25, 2005

Technically

The word that says, "I'm explaining something very scientific now" But means, "You don't need to listen to anything after this point."

Guy 1: Did you know that there's a large hole in the ozone caused by global warming?
Guy 2: Well technically...
Guy 1: Just stop talking.

by Eastern Wildebeest November 16, 2016

technochocolateland

Strong Bad's misspelling of Tenochtitlán. From it, derives the word technochocolate.

Greater than the aztecs and their... technochocolateland.

by Mikeguy February 24, 2004

Technically Annoying

When somebody corrects you with 'Technically,...' to get out of saying something stupid or insulting you, and you have to forgive them because they're right, even though it's extrememly annoying of them.

Technically annoying people usually know in the first place that you're going to get mad at what they say, and they also usually know that the technicality of their words gives them a free pass to say this insult/phrase to you all the time.

Jeremy: 'Haha, you're a homo.'
Samantha: 'Excuse me? I'm not gay.'
Jeremy: 'Technically, homo could mean gay OR homosapien, like you have two legs. So I wasn't insulting you.'
Samantha: 'Sorry.' *Thinking* You're technically ANNOYING. Ugh.

by PseudononymousAwesomeness December 29, 2010