teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.

In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.

by Diggy Bick March 09, 2023

Tomorrow Teachings

A organisation thats dedicated to creating new and fun content to help teach morals to the masses. They typically operate on youtube but branch off to other apps in order to spread new loving messages to help improve the world.

Person 1
"Hey Tomorrow Teachings just uploaded a new video its Girl gets cheeks clapped while boyfriend fights war"
Person 2
"I cant wait to find what kind of inspirational message they will convey"

by PugeHenis777 August 12, 2024

Teaching Name

A name magically given to “all teachers when they graduate teaching school, actually their last name

“Do teachers call eachother by there teaching name or their first name?”

by hahahaha_no April 24, 2018

The Teaches of Peaches

An album released by Canadian artist Peaches in 2000. Also a phrase from the song Fuck The Pain Away, which is having a cultural revival in 2021 due to an epic, upbeat cover on the Netflix show Sex Education

What else is in the Teaches of Peaches?

by godless confessional September 27, 2021

Can't Teach Feel

This term can't be defined. It's on and if you know, then you know basis.

"Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1

"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2

"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1

"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2

by Mawnster November 19, 2022

Teach All The Way

To beat someone to Death for disrespecting you or your rules.

Oh shit man he's gonna Teach All The Way. in other words he's going to beat you to Death for disrespecting him or his rules

by Vicktor "Wolf" Reznov April 08, 2021