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Tila Tequila

An old lady (26) who's now famous from having millions of myspace friends. Who also thinks she's black and tries to act like she's from the ghetto. A hoochie mama no one wants to touch. She's also bi, that doesn't help much.
Did you see Tila Tequila kiss that girl.
by QTGyal February 18, 2009
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Tequila Mudslide

Tequila Mudslide -- This is when you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out and give her a "dirty sanchez" then piss on her face to wash the shit off of her lip.

Tequila - b/c tequila looks like piss and mudslide b/c the piss streaming down her face will be full of shit.
I was in Mexico fucking this chick in the ass and I gave her Tequila Mudslide.
by Darin/Ryan November 27, 2006
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Vodka Tequila Redbull

Similar to the ever popular Vodka-Redbull concoction, This healthy spin on the drink offers not only vodka to get you tipsy and redbull to cause tachycardia on the dance floor, but a nice touch of tequila to make you forget your night.
Typical Ingredients:

1 part hangover
3 parts heart attack
4 parts regretful decisions

Bro 1: Bro montana, last night my boy at the bar made me like eight Vodka Tequila Redbulls!
Bro 2: Yeah I noticed you went home with that dragon!
Bro 3: Oh shit I did??
by Brohammed June 1, 2010
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tequila

The only legal Mexican immigrant. Don't eat the worm!
1 tequila, 2 tequila 3 tequila floor, 5 tequila 6 tequila 7 tequila morgue.
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tequila sunrise

The ability to (a) drink continuously all night AND (b) stay up drinking until the sun appears again *usually the point in which you play "Tequila Sunrise" by The Eagles.
I don't know if I'll be there on time, today was a tequila sunrise.
by The Original J. Martin May 27, 2007
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tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"
Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!
by ted December 26, 2004
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Flaming Tequila

A tequila that has been set aflames.

It can be done by taking a spoon from the shot and flaming it. A more successful method is to tilt the shot glass then flame it.

Like all alcoholic beverages, the tequila will burn with a blue flame. To notice the flame, it is best to do it in a dim area.

It is very important to drink the shot without any flame. It can be dangerous not to.

It is better to extuingish the flame before all the alcohol burns out. This helps retain the desirable taste.
I'll go prepapre a flaming tequila.

Flaming tequilas have caused facial burns, so lose the flame before you drink!
by Keith Aquino June 18, 2006
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