swelled head

What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".

One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.

by QuacksO April 9, 2020

Swell Pile

Post penetration prolapsed anal

His swell pile was huge after I pegged him!

by yerahoremac December 27, 2024

Pretty Swell

Edd Gould’s favorite phrase. It means extremely good.

It’s pretty swell!

by winnietheyankovic June 9, 2023

Love swells

When you give such a good dicking thay swell up

Damn I gave Trudy the love swells last night, she can't walk straight today

by EWC2K17 June 2, 2017

Swell

If you’re a swell it means you follow a person/group around

“Haven’t you noticed Harry is a swell”

by Sperm donations October 21, 2017

Swelling

Showing off. Needs attention.

She's swelling for the crowds.

by Sweet Sam November 27, 2017

Smell the swell

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.

I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.

by Funkywhitemonkey November 20, 2019