arabian suprise

A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her face, "suprise!"

see above

by francis May 28, 2003

suprise lemonade

the act of peeing in your partners mouth while recieving oral sex. (partner must be unsuspecting)

last night I gave my girlfriend suprise lemonade, she seemed pretty mad.

by funny guy69 July 27, 2011

Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat

OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"

by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017

Sticky Suprise

The act of masterbating until you are about to cum, then very quietly sneaking into the bathroom while someone is taking a shit and you blow your load all over them

GIRL-1: Oh my god, Dominick is so disgusting! He gave me a sticky suprise last night while i was taking a crap!

GIRL-2: No way! That's amazing! I've always wanted one!

by rivermonster_69 July 1, 2011

Suprise Stiffy

When, out of the blue, you get a hard on. You could just be reading a book or playing a game, and suddenly, you have a stiffy.

Me: Ugggh
Friend: What?
Me: suprise stiffy, man.
Friend: ah.

by Scholar of Oddity February 20, 2019

Sticky suprise

When you're taking a poop, but when you go to wipe you clench your butt hole and the toilet paper rips and sticks to your butt.

I'm so unlucky, I just got a sticky suprise while shitting.

by LukeDaFluke March 1, 2017

Slurpity Suprise

Sexual act of receiving a blow job/ or hand job and right as your about to cum, your partner catches your cum in their hand and bitch slaps you right across your face as a surprise ending!

I gave my boyfriend a Slurpity Suprise last night and he loved it!!

by Kozmikella June 26, 2022