A sexual act in which one party defectes on the freshly shaven pubic area on the opposite party, using the feces as aftershave. Then, the defecating party has intercourse with the secondary party...with a sombrero on.
by Buhdeedledeedle May 18, 2011
my girlfriend wanted a chocolate sundae from dairy queen, so i delivered right between her tits, then she sucked me off
by rowdy roddy piper April 27, 2008
Tyron - "Whassup Bro?"
Winston - "I'm at home innit, the folks are out drinking tea with the coffin dodgers at church so I persuaded me bitch to try one of my Chocolate Sundaes".
Tyron - "Really Winston, by the end of it did she have a face full of cream?"
Winson "Yeah and extra salty chocolate"
Winston - "I'm at home innit, the folks are out drinking tea with the coffin dodgers at church so I persuaded me bitch to try one of my Chocolate Sundaes".
Tyron - "Really Winston, by the end of it did she have a face full of cream?"
Winson "Yeah and extra salty chocolate"
by 1970sfunk September 03, 2012
When someone dresses up in Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle (preferably, but regular turtle will do fine) apparel, and proceeds to get their dominatrix on with a woman. The wearer of the costume gets bonus points for a "cow-a bunga, dude."
"Good lord, what happened to Jeffrey?"
"Caught his mom getting a turtle sundae from his dad."
-Conversation between Jeffrey Dahmer's aunt and second cousin.
"Caught his mom getting a turtle sundae from his dad."
-Conversation between Jeffrey Dahmer's aunt and second cousin.
by Agent$ythe May 26, 2007
This is when the man puts chocolate or strawberry syrup on both sides of the womans vagina. Then lays his dick in the ridge of the womans vagina. A third person (its a three some) puts ice cream on the dick then whip cream and more syrup. After all of this the third person licks all of the dessert off the dick and vagina. This is both pleasant for the man and woman.
"Dude... last night J.C. and her sis Mel and I did the banana sundae!" It was so pleasureful! Me, her, and her other sister might do it tonight!
by Fabio Hernandeze Jr. March 14, 2008
As you are railing your girl from behind, you take your baseball hat off your head and take a dump in it, pull out, put the hat on her head and jizz in her face
by Rob R2 September 05, 2008
when someone pops a girls cherry and holds an ice cream sundae underneath so that the blood trickles down like syrup.
Dude, this one customer was bitching at me so i went to this middle school and popped this virgin speds cherry and i made a bloody sundae and give it to the bitchy customer!
by ovi ghosh June 09, 2006