springle

to be single in the spring when all of the attractive people come out from their winter clothes and parade their attractiveness around in the sun, and the freedom to pick them up.

dang it's such a nice day and all the hotties are out! i wanna be SPRINGLE.

by steakdinnerz March 12, 2011

straggle

A straggle is a long skinny penis. It is the opposite of a chode (short and fat)

I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time last night...he's a straggle

by straggler April 17, 2009

straggler

A word that commonly is associated with malls, fast food dining areas, outside fast food properties, etc.
1. Someone who wanders around with no particular destinations or job.
2. Someone who wanders into commercial/business areas for no particular reason except to loiter.
3.Someone who has no intention to get a job.
4.Someone who stays at a business establishment for long periods of times.
5. A alcohol abuser who stays at a particular area because his/her life was ruined by the alcohol consumption.
6. A female or male who loiters in a commercial/business area to offer sexual acts for money or to stay somewhere for the night.

1. that "straggler" that is at Walmart all day.

by rillex February 6, 2014

Strangle-choke

DSM-IV

1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.

2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.

3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International

So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!

by The Fig December 8, 2011

Strangle an Abo

The act of chucking a shit

Hey man, I gotta go and Strangle an Abo

by Shitstomper September 1, 2019

you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!

"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

by CyanJames May 1, 2022