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On a Straight

Where two friends go for dinner but have no sexual attraction to each other
by Danmaca October 11, 2015
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Straight

The sexual orientation of approximately 94% of all human beings on Earth i.e. attracted solely to members of the opposite sex. "Straight" does NOT include "attraction to people of the same sex making a very sad and pathetic attempt to cosplay as the opposite sex."
"Hey John, are you going to go on a date with that transwoman?"

"No Fred--for the last time--I'm straight!"

"Yeah John but straight also includes...."

"Just stop Fred."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Straight A's

1. To get all A's in school

2. A girl who has A size breast
1. "I got all Straight A's this semester!"

2.

Guy1: Have you seen the new girl?
Guy2: Yeah she defenietly has Straight A's, in everything!
Guy1: Haha yeah.
by LittleWhore June 21, 2010
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Straight

Girl: Hey are you straight?!

Other Gurl: uh yah

Girl: ah nah I can fw you baii
by Straightpeopleareboring;) December 20, 2020
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Straight

The act of not being a homosexual
Perosn-"Yo Tim, wanna play Mario Kart?"
Tim- "Na dude im straight"
Person-"Hmm...wannagehi'?"
Tim- "Lets call up JIMMY"
by Matt PoLish February 2, 2004
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Straight

Straight is bi
by MarkJ2001 April 6, 2017
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Straight

1. people who are not gay

2. people who are straight and are violently intolerant of gay people, also known as "Homophobic"

3. genuinely homophobic assholes who torture homosexuals throughout their existence
Straight: "Fag, im gonna beat you so bad, dont you ever fucking look at me again, FAG!"
*proceeds to beat and ravage the poor homosexual*
*for more on this see "The Laramie Project"
by Bobby Lovecock February 20, 2009
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