Piggies in a snow storm

(receiving a foot job) then blowing ones load on your partners toes

She wouldn't swallow but was keen for her piggies in a snow storm instead

by chewie1 November 29, 2012

Louisiana Storm

When you and your partner are engaging in intercourse, and you excrete on their spine then watch it slide down to their butt crack then you lick it off

Eric: Danny and Abby had a louisiana storm
Nick: Ewwww thats disgusting

by rithnigga69 March 13, 2015

Alaskan Snow Storm

The Alaskan Snow Storm is when you are having sex with a woman and there's a pre-determined location that she wants you to come. When you are about to come, you pull out and position where she wants it. So she waits for it and the last second you go wild and ejaculate all over her.

Dude: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan Snow Storm again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.

Dude: I know.

by Srwim January 25, 2011

storm a-brewin'

When gusty winds and random tumbleweeds swiftly roll by your feet, you know its time for a mortifying storm!

Hey Megan, did you hear on the news that there's a storm a-brewin'?

by John Valencia May 28, 2006

That's a good story, tell it again

Used if someone tells a horrible story. Highly sarcastic.

"So like, I was at the store, and like the guy was all 'So you want paper or plastic' and I was like 'plastic' and like I baught a pack of gum but OMG he's soo hott..."

"That was a good story, tell it again."

by i am so cool. November 18, 2004

percy-storm

a momentous tragic event involving unintentional destruction of property ranging from extreme misfortune to utter ruin.
see: percy-damage

A percy-storm sunk the boat.

by donkey81 April 8, 2008

pita storm

“PITA storm is defined by Webster as: A series of pains in one’s ass that occur in a rapid and irritating sequence.” — C. Michael Close, noted horror movie director and software developer

While you won't really find PITA storm in the dictionary, this charming alternative to phrases like clusterfuck or shit hitting the fan shouldn't get you in trouble with any small children and/or Mormons that might be around — especially if they don’t know that PITA stands for pain in the ass.

“How many things can go wrong in one day?” complained M.F. “What a PITA storm.”
“Yep. Total clusterfuck,” agreed M.C.

by b01d357 May 16, 2016