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Store-bought titties

A female's surgically augmented breasts.
Charlene sure likes showing off her store-bought titties.
by ShaneMac November 11, 2014
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Cuntvenient store

Jessica look to your right, I see your favorite cuntvenient store
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Shoe Store

Used as GTA V euphemism for Strip Club. Shoe Store comes from the words: Hoe Store, only adding the S at the beginning to make it sound like a regular store, even though there is no shoe store in GTA V.
Hey Bill, lets go to the Shoe Store and bid for Shoes!
by DancingShoe1048 May 7, 2021
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spite store

When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.
Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.
by jn1234 March 2, 2020
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thrift store

A place that sells used clothing (and other items) for dirt cheap. Contrary to popular belief, thrift stores are not necessarily nasty or strictly for poor people. (Although some do smell like basement.) Yes, there's a lot of junk there, but you can find something nice if you look hard enough.
My preppy friends think it's weird that I like thrift stores. I just enjoy "treasure hunting" through the racks, and when I find a great deal on a cute piece of clothing, I feel like I've made a discovery. Besides, I don't want to spend more than I have to.
by Bunquita April 13, 2011
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morning stories

Morning Stories: noun
Activity that happens when a group of people (often roommates) gather in one room "the morning after" and share recollections or anecdotes of the previous night's activities.
Commonly occurs in college sorority houses or in houses where several co-eds reside.
Participants are usually young females and primary topic of conversation is regarding who hooked up.
"By 10:00 a.m. on Saturday morning, we gathered in Jenny's room for aspirin, orange juice and morning stories."
by KinOH September 19, 2008
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Monster Hunter Stories

A Monster Hunter game with less sales and should be played more so we can get hyped for the New Monster Hunter Stories sequel this is coming out in 2021.
Pokemon fan: FUCK MONSTER HUNTER STORIES!

Monster Hunter fan: Alright hunters, get the god damn fucking gun right now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Pokemon fan: OH SHI-
by TheDDLCGal September 30, 2020
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