smolden

A 6 foot 9 eminent tank of an alphamale with the best youtube channel to ever grace the human race. smolden has a gigantic penis that would obliterate any mother's pussy, but also has good morals that prevent him from disrespecting any being on the planet Earth (unless they're not subscribed to smolden). He has a heart the size of an Antonov An-225, with a great passion for flags and entertaining the people of the internet. Everybody loves smolden.

Frank: "Who's your favourite youtuber?"
Jesus: "Thats the dumbest fucking question i've ever heard. Of course it's smolden you dickwad"
Frank: "My bad, soz mate"

by Cale Bevans' Badger August 12, 2021

sold

An expression of agreement, especially in a context of negotiation. Obviously rooted in business language.

Tom: "Let's meet in your appartment, thirty minutes. I'll order dinner."
Cindy: "Sold."

by Praetorian September 29, 2005

Smolderhalder

1.sexy, talented, and warm-hearted Ian Somerhalder; best known for his role as Damon Salvatore
2.Sexiest man on earth

damn, that guy is a Smolderhalder

by Lifesuxthnudie April 28, 2011

Smoldering

The act of accessing your deep, inner, and molten sexuality and shooting it through your eyes into an undeniably sexy stare. Smoldering bridges both gender and orientation, so anyone can fall victim to it's arousing and lustful nature. One may be able to command the masses with one glance if mastered.

Sam: No one ever wants to do what I want to do.
Wilson: Have you tried smoldering them?

Wilson: Want to go outside?
Sam: No Wilson, I don't want want to go to outside right now.
*Smolder*
Sam: No wait, yes, I do want to go outside.

by GSE 2010 August 10, 2010

dead soldier

an empty bottle, especially one that contained an alcoholic beverage

The floor was cluttered with dead soldiers and paper plates.(example of dead soldier)

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2010

little soldier saluted

This refers to the guy you're making out with sustaining an erection.

Barry and I were just necking, you know; and his little soldier saluted.

by Big Sky Heidi August 2, 2010

Tod Soldat

German for Death soldier. Also the name of a troll that is said to have more socks than Carter has liver pills. Known for flame attacks and numerous Facebook accounts. He is also rumored to be a hacker and is known to use numerous distros of Linux, his favorites being Ubuntu and Backtrack 4.

Tod Soldat is always trolling me!

by Gwarior June 5, 2011