stats queen

A stats queen is someone who cares too much about their stats score (ie: win/loss ratio) at the expense of the enjoyment of a multiplayer competitive game. These people would frequently create a dozen dummy accounts to practice their skills/strategy so their actual account looks more 'gosu' and it is therefore not a true reflection of their playing ability. These people often deliberately kick people who are better then them and selectively choose to play against less experienced opponents. They get in to nerd rage, if they're on the losing team and will beg like a pussy for an allied victory (e.g starcraft 3v3 game).

"wait don't kill me, Allied victory me!"
me - "why should I?"
"I don't want a bad record otherwise it will look bad in front of my clan mates"
me - "L0L you stats queen"

by casualstarcraftplayer November 15, 2009

stat weaving

commenting back and forth on a facebook users status update, conversation style, and completely ignoring the included "chat" feature

My work has a strict no IM policy so i've been stat weaving on facebook instead.

by statbasket April 18, 2009

Stat boostin

Dudes who lie about what they did in life but ain't really about what they talkin about

Timmoe: back in my day, when I was 22 and in the club, women called me Jesus

JB: Get yo stat boostin ass on wit da bullshit, lil larry lies a lot

by JJB23 September 28, 2013

AP Stats

Laughably easy AP test, second in easiness only to AP Psych. The class involves a bunch of z-, t-, binomial, and chi-squared distributions (i.e. assume a bunch of impractical BS, like on the AP physics exam, look up a value in a table, add a sentence our two). Generally taken by people who want to get out of their college math requirement without taking calculus.

I wanted some easy college credit, so I got a 4 on the AP Stats exam.

by rapdechocobo November 03, 2011

ap stat

1) acronym: A-Plus Statutory Rapist
2) one who intentionally lures and seduces a female notwithstanding the fact that she is a minor, specifically eighth grade (13 years of age). See bat mitzvah special and pulling a dave

That AP Stat is so grimey--he made out with a 13 year old, and he's 27!

by Tha Docta Fill May 25, 2005

stat girl

A female who records statistics for a high school men's sporting team. She usually travels with the team to away events and has always sex with many of the team's members.

Did you here about West's stat girl? She has blown the whole team and fucked four of them including Chongo. What a whore!

by DrunkWhiteMike November 03, 2011

Doing Stats

Sitting down and taking a 2 hour unauthorized break.

Hey dude, I'm hung over, I'll be doing stats.

by me July 21, 2004