Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019

Smashing it up big stevey style

On it. The "it" term could be anything.

1) Greg: You coming out tonight for some cheeky beers?

Jess: Yeah, im smashing it up big stevey style!

2) Dave: You seen that hot chick over there?

Doug: Yeah, i reckon by the end of the night i'll be smashing it up big stevey style with her!

by Spruce Moose February 20, 2011

slashington

to take a leak, usually after the consumption of alcohol in a pub, bar, club.

i`ll be back in a minute, im gonna chuck a slashington in the corner where no one can see me.

by Designated K.E.G. January 5, 2008

Smashing Pumpkins

Nice big brests, British Slang

Wow, that babe has smashing pumpkins!

by MoFo Man February 24, 2003

smashing

An english phrase used to describe something "excellent" or "awesome"

Englishman: That is smashing!
Woman: haha! cute word! what does it mean?
Englishman: Smashing...
Woman: I still dont get it...
Englishman: It means...smashing

by James Lowe January 5, 2008

Smashing Donuts

love making activity performed by lesbians with their love holes.

I saw those two chicks smashing donuts!

by Nugent March 30, 2005

Smashing the black granny out of it

An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up.

On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is.

by ferrycorsten April 10, 2009