shpend

an awesome guy with amazing abs and a big penis about 7-12 inches. He is the sweetest guy ever wich is why girls love him. He is a total sex machine and an expert at the tongue tornado.

girl #1: omg is that shpend?

girl #2: yeah he is the best in bed!

by awesome abs April 27, 2011

Serpentsounds

Serpentsounds is a sexy genius that lives on IRC. He makes sounds like 'ssssssssssss' (like a serpent). Serpentsounds needs a different hobby.

Man 1: Did you see that crazy shit that Serpentsounds scripted?
Man 2: Yeah dude he needs to occupy his time with something else.

by EssEss January 2, 2009

Spender

1. The best damn moderator anyone EVUH did see.

2. A person of excessive sexiness when in the field of combat.

That Spender, why, he's such a great mod that he just makes me want to touch myself!

by Committee for Laserbeam Pandas June 16, 2009

Spencing out

To lose control of oneself, utterly and completely, and to exude douche.

Named for Spencer Pratt's behavior on the Mtv reality show The Hills.

"what the fuck were you THINKING forgetting to roll my car windows up homie?!! don't you read the weather report?? FUCK!!!"

"dude, you're spencing out. be cool."

by $600 June 17, 2009

serpent

A biblical term for Satan.

"Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”" -Genesis 3:1

by MusicPudding12345678 March 31, 2019

No Spencer

Another word for “No Homo”

Person 1: Man I love my homies
Person 2: woah woah, no spencer though ok?

by No Spencer December 8, 2018

Slickin' the Sea Serpent

a hand job or masturbation while immersed in water or w/ a lot of lube handy.

"With porn, Slickin' the Sea Serpent is a man's number one pass time."

by Le Douche Bag January 10, 2009