scoffer

Person who lies constantly and tries to make themselves seem cool, also a person who acts different when you are hanging out with him only, then when you are hanging with him in a group.

Gooberface Mcfaggleberry: Man, I am so cool, I totally made out with Hottie McSparklepants last night.
Josh: No you didn't Gooberface...No, you didn't.

by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004

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Spoffle

Slang term for pop guard or pop cover: the foam cover put on microphones to prevent "popping" that results from loud consonants. Originated by Hugh Laurie during a BBC radio interview.

This spoffle helps cut down the amount of editing I have to do later around those Ps and Ts.

by Ange lina August 22, 2005

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spaffable boobage

adj., a cracking set of breasts upon which one would gladly spaff, the receivance of a pearl necklace

"See that girl over there? with the spaffable boobage?" (Variants; "I'd like to spaff on her boobage, good and proper."

by Gareth Ackerman September 16, 2006

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spiffed out

Kinda like being decked out, but spiffier.

You're look pretty spiffed out today, Bill.

by Jerk June 18, 2006

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1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs

1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"

by Johann7 November 10, 2008

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