soil rock

Clumps of dirt

“Soil Rock is the weakest rock on Earth.”

by MrSmiley1 February 6, 2024

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025

Joy-soil

Becoming so excited and happy that you soil yourself on purpose.

"We came from behind with a 3 goal deficit to win the game. I was so excited, I joy-soiled myself. Cleared out 3 rows of people in the process"

by thunor November 8, 2012

purse soil

The debris that accumulates along the bottom of a women's purse that over time simulate the decomposition process and thus creatings it's own compost. Examples of items that create this nastiness are as follows : Tobacco, make-up, gum/ gum wrappers, and papers, coins, tangled up jewelry, unwrapped tampons, bottle caps, safety pins, pencil shavings, leaking pens, broken finger nails, etc.

"I better clean out my purse, I feel it starting to get heavier with purse soil, disgusting! "
Or Better yet, for educational purposes, I should conduct a little homemade study and science experiment by throwing a few flower seeds inside the purse and let's see what happens." LOL!

by Cuntstina June 11, 2019

Diggin' that untoiled soil

Banging a virgin

Damn that boy was diggin' that untoiled soil last weekend!

by Kitty_Titties June 5, 2015

Soiled

Similar to "pissed", it's a slang term for getting very drunk. Most commonly used in West, Central Scotland. Other similar terms include sozzled, steamin', and sloshed.

"Aidan was heavily soiled last night, so he really struggled to complete the 21km run today"

by Straight In, No Kissing! June 1, 2022

Facepalm soil

A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.

1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.

2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.

by Pictopathy September 25, 2021