Snarf

Someone with a twisted shark nose
Dude she has a total Snarf
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Snarf

(n.) (1). Invalid humor syntax (2). a joke lacking tact that has missed a target audience
(3). a practical joke of any caliber (4). Sarcasm
(v.) (1). To insult ones' insult (2). To make fun or be made fun of (3). To engage in practical jokes.
(a.) (1). unfunny (2). Sarcastic
Snarfing, Snarfed, Snarf, Snarfer.
I missed your toilet seat,

like you miss your ex?

Snarf.
by TheProfessor420 October 27, 2012
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Snarfing

The act of snacking aggressively, especially on chip items.
Gal: *snarf* *snarf * *snarf*

Gal 2: Dood I know you're hungry but you've got to stop snarfing those hint o lime chips
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Snarffing

Snarffing - The act of receiving oral sex while holding and or petting a feline.
Nothing like a little snarffing to start the day!
by WuTank July 09, 2014
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Snarfing

An irregular or comical style of walking. Most common Snarf is a clumsy stumble
1. "My God, that guys snarfing his ass off"

2. "Wow, look at that guy snarf!"
by Suzzinks April 19, 2009
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snarfed

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.
Cody "snarfed" the teachers char.
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Snarf

-noun
1. the sound a bloodhound makes when tracking human beings by scent. Bloodhounds have the famed ability to track human scents over great distances.

-verb
2. when a single man or woman is on the prowl for a suitable mate, to either party with or engage in sex.

3. snarfing,
- on the prowl, tracking the scent of hotties

4. snarf up,
- the act of finding hotties and throwing your game at them in order to impress them.

5. an evolution of the original word snarf (word of the day on May 25, 2005) which meant "to pilfer, to take something that one perceives as off-limits."
- The current definition has a positive connotation.
Dude, did you see that hottie that Ben is dancing with?
Yeah! He totally snarfed her up from the bar next door!

How does she always find these super cute guys?
Well, you know she's a professional snarfer.

Gentlemen, activate your snarfers. We're going to snarf up some hotties tonight.

Snarf, snarf!
by Bloodhound123 May 26, 2010
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