Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

Right in the smartie

When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.

Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.

Shit homey you would cry like that too..

Word .....

by Vernale February 6, 2018

Rainbow smartie

When you're having a good day and you get good vibes from everyone,even though you should be in a bad mood because people treat you like crap.

Although sallie pied off Aaron,he being a rainbow smartie today,God I envy him.

by Mandelaaa February 3, 2016

Smarty skirt

Female version of smarty pants

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed

by Z lady September 10, 2020

Smarty Panties

A person who avoids emotional drama in a physical altercation.

Ralphie is such a Smarty Panties. He told her 'Stopppp iiittt !!! after she bitch slapped him.

by TheSeth237 November 23, 2020

Smartie

A person/character who is so cute yet so smart and wise. It is derived from the Smarties candy. Saying this to a person means that they are the sweetest and smartest person in your entire life

Ex. 1: Zhongli from Genshin Impact is such a smartie.

Ex. 2: My crush got all As on her test, she is such a smartie

by AFluffyFox November 23, 2022

Smartie Thicc

The exact opposite of dummy thicc

(but it sounds the same to make the person your saying it to feel special)

girl: "dude my ass is so flat"
guy: "that's so true you are Smartie Thicc asf"

by Kinda high January 28, 2022