The shoulder of a person that is made of glass. Particularly one that is prone to dislocation on mild impact with water / other objects.
by digital_rebel September 07, 2011
Your girl lies on her back and you kneel in front of her. She Wrap her legs around you and you lift her up so you can enter her. You support her with one arm under her back while she puts her weight on your shoulders, as you thrusts in and out of her.
Her-" last night we tried something new called The shoulder stand".
Her friend-" was it good?"
Her-"it was incredible!"
Her friend-" was it good?"
Her-"it was incredible!"
by Mexican genius July 02, 2015
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by Sally may I December 08, 2011
The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.
'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'
"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."
"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"
"That guy is never going to take the hint."
"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."
"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"
"That guy is never going to take the hint."
by bar1scorpio January 08, 2015
Joe: Man shes pretty cold
Bill: Ya shes giving me the cryogenic shoulder
Joe: You'll have to set her on fire just to warm her up to ya.
Bill: Ya shes giving me the cryogenic shoulder
Joe: You'll have to set her on fire just to warm her up to ya.
by TMDJ November 13, 2012