An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."
Mike- "Damn, that sucks"
Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
by Atromi March 11, 2009
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Get the cocky ass kirubel ass spinach dark shit ass niggamug. by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021
Get the shit fuck ass bitchmug. by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019
Get the Kaleb ass shitmug. 1.The origin of all things bullshit. The ass shit express causes gas price raises, world hunger, Justin Beiber, etc.
2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.
2.The alteration of Ass Shit Express is Shit Ass Express which is what happens after eating some fish nibblers at White Castle.
1. Come on guys we can do this (Sniped in the head) Ass Shit Express god dammit.
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express
2.I didn't come to school on Monday cause i had a case of the Shit Ass Express
by MsmittE October 19, 2011
Get the Ass Shit Expressmug. -Dude. Last night you got so drunk you made out with your sister and everyone took video of it and now it's all over the internet.
-SHIT IN MY ASS
-SHIT IN MY ASS
by mirmironthewall November 28, 2009
Get the SHIT IN MY ASSmug. by Lydianon May 27, 2016
Get the weird ass shitmug.