Sad Shirley

When a redheaded girl is straddling a guys face and right when she comes she puts her bush on his forehead so it looks like he’s crying.

Guy: I met this hot redhead and asked if she was a freak in bed
Guy2: well, was she?
Guy: more than I thought! She gave me a sad Shirley

Guy2: gross dude. Gross

by Rednikster January 03, 2016

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Matt Shirley

This person is very confusing, he may have a girlfriend but he likes to groap and squeeze males asses . He has a very big nose and looks like a jew again approach with care.

That person is a Matt Shirley
"OMG IT IS A MATT SHIRLEY"

by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017

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Shirley

She is one of the heart warming people you ever meet yes she can be very confusing but she there for you she a very fine female and pretty as hell she shy at first but once you get to know her she the funniest goofiest person you meet she has flaws but her perfections show more then her flaws I am say you should never get rid of a shirley there alway there for you then been hurt but taht doesn’t affect them and there some of the most loyal people you meet and ik I AM DATING A SHIRLEY 💙💍

Yoo he is she

That shirley she pretty shy

She fine as hell I am get to know her

by The hidden lover June 25, 2019

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dirty shirley

A dirty shirley is performed when person name Shirley fingers a female's ass and wipes the remnants on your upper lip.

Dude, I gost herpes from a dirty shirley!

by L to da Dizzo November 09, 2007

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Dirty Shirley

Taking a young damsel's virginity and once the cherry is popped wiping the bloodied phallous across the upper lip of said beneficiary.

When Jason and Tica finished copulating for the first time in their lives, to Tica's surprise, Jason wiped his soiled member under Tica's nose and exclaimed, "How's that for a dirty shirley!?"

by JaTica July 28, 2010

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